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Funny Quotes About Family
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44 Funny quotes tagged with Family.
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A single loyal friend is worth more than a house full of pesky relatives.
William E Lewis Jr
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Babies are such amazing creations, they put up with all our nonsense and we keep believing that we are amazing parents.
Hermann J Steinherr
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Most stress is caused by three things; family, money and family with no money.
Unknown
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two youare referee
David Frost
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The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
Robert Brault
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Fathers should teach their sons how to earn money because mothers teach their daughters how to spend it.
Vikrant Parsai
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Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they are obligated to let you in.
Unknown
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You're the man I want our children to spend their weekends with.
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Dad, our relationship means the world to my therapist.
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You're one of my favorite parents.
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You won't be this cute forever.
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I really doubt you'd understand my homework.
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It's so cute when the baby thinks it's going to steal attention from us.
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Let's go do something we can complain our future children never do anymore.
Unknown
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The NFL lockout is inspiring me to follow my dream of finding new ways to avoid spending time with my family.
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I hope alcoholism isn't hereditary...
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Dad, it's still hard to believe you're someone's father.
Unknown
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You remind me of my real mom.
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Babysitting your child is all the birth control I need.
Unknown
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I think third cousins is distant enough for fellatio.
Unknown
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