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Funny Quotes About Family
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44 Funny quotes tagged with Family.
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Sorry about shipping you to a retirement home.
Unknown
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Your side of the family has always been slightly less psychotic.
Unknown
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Glad I could show you how to turn your computer on, Mom.
Unknown
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This is the perfect time to hear about my hidden trust fund.
Unknown
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Having kids reminded me why I didn't want to have kids.
Unknown
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From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.
Jarod Kintz
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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
Robert Frost
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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Douglas Adams
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In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'.
Margaret Laurence
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Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
Michael Levine
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Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.
Francis Bacon
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The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint is not intended.
Robert Frost
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I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it.
Unknown
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My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
Penelope Lombard
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Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Unknown
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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
Ashleigh Brilliant
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
Jerry Seinfeld
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.
George Bernard Shaw
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The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to
Dodie Smith
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