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Food is the most important meal of the day.

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I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea.

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Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You're tasteless, boring and I cant stand cheating on you. Let's break up.

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No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!

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Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked.

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Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room.

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There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.

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PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.

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My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, food.

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The most romantic thing you can ever do for me is buy me food.

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Food is any substance that all animals and human beings consume in order to sustain life. Food is one of the basic necessities of life, along with water and shelter. Food contains various nutrients, minerals and roughage, each of which is required by our body. Eating a balanced diet is very important to sustain good health. If you consume little food or food that lacks essential nutrients, you will suffer from malnutrition. Food should be consumed in proper proportions. Over-eating is never considered good for your health. People who consume excess of fatty foods turn obese. Vegetarians consume simple food, no meat, mutton or chicken. On the other hand, non-vegetarians consume meat, fish, chicken etc. In the words of Leo Tolstoy, “A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite.”