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The awkward moment when you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.

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Don't you wish people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.	288 up, 42 down

Kiara Sellars quotes | added by: R@!nB0wCup!c@k33

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Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style!

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I don't know how people can fake whole relationships... I can't even fake a hello to somebody I don't like!

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If if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together.

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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits so when you add someone it'll say 'You are now friends with benefits!'

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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'

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It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...

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You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

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It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.

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A best friend is two souls in one body. Friends are the best person whom you can share your thoughts, feelings, your success, failures, secrets, ambitions in life, fears, hopes and everything. A friend is the best person who can safeguard your deepest secret and yet will not misjudge you or disown you. This is the greatest asset which gives the courage to share all your feelings.

A friend is a real reflection of your character and personality. Friends can also be a great source of inspiration and can take you to great levels. It is very hard to explain friendship as it happens between two people who have the same wavelength of mind and are inseparable. Such friends come once in a while and become an asset in your life. Strengthen your friendship through email or cards quoting the following sayings on friendship.