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Wal-Mart: The only place on earth you can get a haircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires for your car, and witness a real life what not to wear episode...
Rick Sutter
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On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on earth...
Rick Sutter
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If you meet my expectations, please ask them to come home.
John Alejandro King
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On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me 12 chicks I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvveeee drama queens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a pokin' and a ex who won't stop inboxing me!
Unknown
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Put on your yarmulke, Here comes Hanukkah! So much funukah, To celebrate Hanukkah! Hanukkah is the festival of lights. Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
Adam Sandler
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Christmas brings enormous electric bills. Candles are used for Hanukkah. Not only are we spared enormous electric bills, but we get to feel good about not contributing to the energy crisis.
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The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself... and spiders! Happy Halloween!
Unknown
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America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
Bobcat Goldthwaite
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
John Waters
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I like my men like I like my tea: hot and strong!
Unknown
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The mind of a woman: If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Unknown
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My Top 5 Exercises: 1. Jumping to conclusions 2. Flying off the handle 3. Carrying things too far 4. Dodging responsibilities 5. Pushing my Luck
Rick Sutter
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I used to believe in freedom of speech until I had to pay my first phone bill.
Suli Breaks
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A single loyal friend is worth more than a house full of pesky relatives.
William E Lewis Jr
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People fear what they don't understand: Change, Death, 4th grade math word problems. . .
Rick Sutter
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There are two types of people in this world. The people who are in tune with reality and those who watch Love & Hip-hop.
Derrick Morris
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Roses are red Violets are blue Our presidential candidates are morons America is doomed
Unknown
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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
George Bernard Shaw
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
Unknown
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I am still waiting for the day I'll use MATHEMATICS integration in real Life.
Derrick Obedgiu
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