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Suggest Revision: I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
 
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Suggest Revision: When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
 
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Suggest Revision: This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
 
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Suggest Revision: You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging.
 
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Suggest Revision: Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.
 
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Suggest Revision: I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you.
 
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Suggest Revision: My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my long-term weight gain on the holiday season.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'd be much more into the office holiday party if my coworkers weren't invited.
 
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Suggest Revision: Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
 
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