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When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??

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When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.

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I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?

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I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.

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Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.

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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.

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Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...

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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.

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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!

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Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."