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Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.

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As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!

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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey

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Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!

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I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins

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Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey

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I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty

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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

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There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change your life.	496 up, 91 down

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A friend with weed is a friend indeed.	532 up, 131 down

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