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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.

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Morning texts, I like that shit.

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Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.

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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button...

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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.

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My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep.

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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.

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Breaking News: There is still no cure for mornings.

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My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style.

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Brushing your teeth before having breakfast is like wiping your ass before having a shit.

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Good morning is a term used to welcome or to greet someone in the hours before noon of each day. Good morning is a salutation, or an expression of good will, and in its literal sense means to wish one a good beginning of their day. The morning period of each day usually consists of a person waking up, preparing for their day, and then actively starting and pursuing their day. So to wish someone a good morning would be to wish them a “Good luck” of sorts in their endeavors for the day. Good morning is a salutation that has been used for centuries on end in the English language. It is also a salutation that is expressed in many other languages as well including but not limited to Spanish, Russian, German, French, and many others. Wishing someone a good morning is seen as a polite greeting, and can help brighten anyone’s day if it said with a small bit of meaning, and a smile.