Funny Quotes about Good Morning


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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
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Suggest Revision: Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
 
I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
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Suggest Revision: I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
 
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Suggest Revision: Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small and puffy from crying. So this was what girls looked like in the morning. I had never seen one, not up close.
 
The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
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Suggest Revision: The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
 
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Suggest Revision: There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
 
Someone introduce me to whoever invented Mornings. I will beat the shit out of them.
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Suggest Revision: Someone introduce me to whoever invented Mornings. I will beat the shit out of them.
 
You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your alarm clock.
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Suggest Revision: You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your alarm clock.
 
Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
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Suggest Revision: Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
 
I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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Suggest Revision: I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
 
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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Suggest Revision: The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
 
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Good morning is a term used to welcome or to greet someone in the hours before noon of each day. Good morning is a salutation, or an expression of good will, and in its literal sense means to wish one a good beginning of their day. The morning period of each day usually consists of a person waking up, preparing for their day, and then actively starting and pursuing their day. So to wish someone a good morning would be to wish them a “Good luck” of sorts in their endeavors for the day. Good morning is a salutation that has been used for centuries on end in the English language. It is also a salutation that is expressed in many other languages as well including but not limited to Spanish, Russian, German, French, and many others. Wishing someone a good morning is seen as a polite greeting, and can help brighten anyone’s day if it said with a small bit of meaning, and a smile.
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