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I always knew you'd barely graduate.

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Even though you're now highly educated, don't dismiss the advantage of dressing a little slutty for job interviews.

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Your graduation is merely the starting point of me watching you get fat and bald on Facebook.

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Today marks the last day it's remotely appropriate for us to nail high school girls

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I'd like to apply for a refund on my college education

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Let's promise we'll always stay close friends but ultimately settle for periodic glances at each other's Facebook status updates.

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I hope your fine arts degree taught you the fine art of being unemployable.

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Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life.

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Congratulations on four years of successfully pretending your safety school was your first choice.

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Sorry you'll someday regret having too much or not enough fun in college.

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Graduation is the act of conferring or receiving any academic degree at the college level. Graduation can be done in any field of specialisation such as commerce, science, technology, medicine etc. Graduation is preceded by school life and post graduation can be pursued after graduation, if someone wants to pursue further studies. Before graduation, candidates are called Graduands. The day of degree is called the graduation day. Robert Orben had once remarked, “Graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.” Graduation involves commencement, convocation or invocation. Graduation is mandatory in today’s world. Julie Taymor had once remarked, “Americans in particular are myopic. They're not travelling as much. When you were a college student, the next thing you would do on graduation was to take a year off and travel. That's what I did. I went to Indonesia.”