Funny Quotes about Halloween


Total: 27 Quotes
meko2301
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Suggest Revision: Halloween's over, you can take off you ugly face now.
 
Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
alexjones2
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Suggest Revision: Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
 
heavenly_heather
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Suggest Revision: Every year I go to halloween parties as a ninja so don't expect to see me there.
 
TheGreatestDad
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Suggest Revision: My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
 
raging
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Suggest Revision: I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
 
spiritoflea
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Suggest Revision: My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
 
ted
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Suggest Revision: I kind of hate Halloween parties. I usually just go for the boos.
 
seandixon
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Suggest Revision: I love Halloween, it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Spider-Man and going home with a cheerleader.
 
LindsGavinn
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Suggest Revision: Just go as a whore for Halloween. You obviously have all the clothes for it.
 
Rico
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Suggest Revision: It's Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn't wake next to something scary this morning.
 
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