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If you're Happy and you know it thank your ex!

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Money doesn't buy happiness....But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari than on my bike.

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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.	101 up, 15 down

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Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic.

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Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.

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Gather the crumbs of happiness and they will make you a loaf of contentment.

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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

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A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

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Happiness is like coke -- something you get as a by-product in the process of making something else.

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In order to be happy you need a good dog, a good woman, and ready money.

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Happiness is a state of mind that cannot be put in words but has to be experienced. Life can be made full of joy and happiness if it is understood the right way. As sorrow becomes halved when shared with others, happiness becomes doubled when you share it with your loved ones. Happiness cannot be curtailed or confined to one single concept.

There are various things that cause happiness depending upon the mentality of the person. If millions of dollars can cause happiness to a reason, the beautiful bloom of rose or the smile of a small baby can bring unbound happiness to another. The following quotes give an idea of the vast diversity of things in life that are responsible for bringing happiness. But in a nutshell, happiness can be brought about by change of mind or attitude or alteration in the perspective but it is one thing in life that cannot be bought by money.