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If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, Id be SO skinny!

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When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??

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I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.

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Two red blood cells met and fell in love. But alas, it was in vein.

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When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.

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Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.

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My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver.

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Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.

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You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.

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Humor is the sense of wit or comedy and is a boon only to humans. Man is the only animal that knows to laugh. If we face the challenges in life with a light sense of humor, it is not impossible to scale new heights of success. “A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road ‘said HW Beeker. To put it in a lighter vein “comedy is simply a funny way of being serious”. The irony is that humor is every where and we only have to identify it at the right time. But we take great pains to search for humor and practice it. Studies show that laughter is the best medicine and a sense of humor has the capability of curing dreaded diseases. Charlie Chaplin who was the king of humor had a very sad personal life but he was successful in bringing out the humor in him very successfully. To sum up, the world is tragedy to those who feel but a comedy to those who think.