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INTELLIGENCE is like underwear...It is important that you have it but not necessary that you show it off.

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Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

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Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

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Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

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I'd rather be called 'Sleazy' than to be identified as intelligent.

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Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!

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Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to sit on a lavatory.

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I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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It is not sure whether intelligence is hereditary, or being more informed or more educated or just a character possessed by man. But it can be said that intelligence can be inculcated through various means, through constant effort and trying not to repeat the same mistakes done in the past. Of course, everyone wants to be intelligent and look intelligent but it depends upon the effort taken to attain this state. It is, in fact, survival of the fittest and he who strives hard, emerges successfull