Funny Quotes about Internet


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zeno
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Suggest Revision: My head says, 'go to the gym.' but my heart says, 'stay on the internet forever and eat tacos!'
 
The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your internet connection.
zeno
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Suggest Revision: The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your internet connection.
 
EwshyCrazyness
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Suggest Revision: Music is my drug and YouTube is my dealer.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm in a serious relationship with my WiFi. You can say we have a good...connection!
 
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Suggest Revision: What I thought I was going to do over the summer: hang with friends, have a party, go swimming, go to the beach. What I did: Internet.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says 'Trust me, you dont want to know.'
 
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Suggest Revision: There are so many scams on the Internet now...Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.
 
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Suggest Revision: Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.
 
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Suggest Revision: Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Twitter.
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
 
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Internet is the system of several interconnected computer networks across the globe which uses the internet protocol to serve billions of users worldwide. The term “internet” is derived from two words namely “interconnection” and “network”. Internet is the network of networks. It carries a multitude of information resources and services which includes the infrastructure to support the electronic mail. Linus Torvalds had once remarked, “People enjoy the interaction on the Internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting: that's how some software projects are born.” Internet was the brainchild of the USA government who joined forces with some private commercial interest to build tough, fault-tolerant and widely distributed computer networks. The new information technology... Internet and e-mail... have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. Bill Gates had once remarked, “Internet is becoming the town square for the global village tomorrow.”
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