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Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.

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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.

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Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.

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Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.

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I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea.

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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.

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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.

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I wonder what Soulja Boy ate for breakfast today...YOOOOUUUUUUUUU , Soulja Boy is a cannibal.

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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?

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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants? :D

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Jokes refer to funny or amusing narrations, conversations or statements which are cracked for the sole purpose of igniting laughter and to lighten a tense atmosphere. Jokes are meant for the sake of amusement and can be even witty at times. To crack a joke properly is not everybody’s cup of tea. Comedy and laughter are the sole purpose behind cracking a joke and people good at comedy can crack hilarious jokes which evoke a lot of laughter. In the words of Washington Irving, “Honest good humour is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.” Jokes should not be used for slandering others or for jeopardising the safety and integrity of the state.