Funny Quotes about Lies


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Wildy_Karal
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Suggest Revision: Don't steal, don't lie and don't cheat. The government hates competition
 
thegr81
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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth, but you're laughing so everyone thinks you're lying.
 
Schizophrenia
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Suggest Revision: They say you shouldn't lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you've ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you're gonna say no.
 
07kyle07
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Suggest Revision: Substitute teacher: 'Does your normal teacher let you do that?' Students: 'Yeah...'
 
Unless your girlfriend is Rihanna, she's not gonna love the way you lie.
07kyle07
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Suggest Revision: Unless your girlfriend is Rihanna, she's not gonna love the way you lie.
 
kyra.chelsea
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Suggest Revision: Top 4 Lies - 1: I'm fine. 2: I don't like anyone. 3: That was my last piece of gum. 4: I've read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions!..
 
francis.calles
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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment when you bend over in front of pinnochio and he lies.
 
francis.calles
 Jarod Kintz quotes  | added by: francis.calles
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Suggest Revision: If I told you Ive worked hard to get where Im at, Id be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.
 
francis.calles
 Charles M Schulz quotes  | added by: francis.calles
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
 
francis.calles
 Charles M Schulz quotes  | added by: francis.calles
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
 
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Lies pertain to falsehood. A lie is also called a prevarication. It is a false statement made with a deliberate intention by someone who knows that it is not the truth. Someone tells a lie in disregard to the truth. One of the main objectives behind telling lies might be to mislead others. Lies are told with an intention to deceive others. A liar is a person who is lying, has lied previously on any occasion or is used to telling lies repeatedly. Lies are a means of deception in the form of written or oral communication. Other forms of deception like forgeries and disguise are not considered as lies. Serious lies such defamation or perjury are deemed as punishable by the law. Vince Lombardi had once remarked, “I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfilment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.” Homer taught other poets to tell lies skilfully, according to Aristotle.
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