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Funny Quotes About Life
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128 Funny quotes tagged with Life.
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If the world turns its back on you pinch it in the Ass.
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When life gives you a lemon, you say "Oh, yeah, I love lemons, what else have you got?"
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I might be lost, but I'm making good time.
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Before you criticize anyone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.
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If you do something you're going to regret in the morning, sleep late!
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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Oscar Wilde
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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
John Lennon
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I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.
Oscar Wilde
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One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
A A Milne
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Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect-- But tell me the truth.
Shel Silverstein
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Please, dear God, don't let me fu.. up.
Alan B Shepard Jr
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Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
Helen Rowland
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When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.
Winston Churchill
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When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Jean Harlow
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
Albert Einstein
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My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few virtues.
Abraham Lincoln
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If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.
Albert Einstein
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In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must above all be a sheep oneself.
Albert Einstein
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What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.
Doug Larson
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I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
Steven Wright
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