Funny Quotes about Marriage


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Suggest Revision: It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other 50% last forever.
 
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Suggest Revision: There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn't around to propose to her.
 
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Suggest Revision: My husband and I have never considered divorce...murder sometimes, but never divorce.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I propose to my future wife, I'm going to put a ring in a Pokeball, get down on one knee, and say 'I choose you.'
 
You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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Suggest Revision: You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
 
A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!
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Suggest Revision: A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, its not so hot.
 
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Suggest Revision: You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
 
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Marriage is the formal union of a man and a woman, in which they become husband and wife. It is an institution which acknowledges or accepts relationship between people who get quite intimate and close to each other. Marriages get solemnised through a wedding ceremony or matrimony. When you get married to someone, you make a public declaration of commitment to that person. Marriages can survive the test of time and stretch to eternity if there is great faith, trust and understanding between the married couple. Dissolution of marriage is also allowed by certain cultures. This dissolution is known as a divorce which required settlement between the male and the female who decide to call it quits and part ways. Enid Bagnold had once remarked, “In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again. We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.”
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