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Funny Quotes About Mathematics
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17 Funny quotes tagged with Mathematics.
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Relationships are a lot more like algebra. For instance. Have you ever loked at your X and wonderd Y?.
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The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
Robert Brault
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Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
Melchor Lim
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Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
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Dear math, grow up and solve your own stupid problems I'm sick and tired of doing it for you!
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TEACHER: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?...STUDENT: A Fight.
Olubayo Adebiyi
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Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23, what does he have now? Diabetes maybe??
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Rule of math: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong.
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Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas...WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!
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On a math test: 2+2 = ? Me: *I'll use calculator just in case*
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Dear math worksheet, Please don't have a back, please don't have...Awe sh.., theres a back. Sincerely, fu.. you I have better things to do.
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Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your X. Just accept the fact that she is gone. MOVE ON DUDE.
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Math: The only place where a person can buy 80 watermelons without anyone thinking they're a weirdo.
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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
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I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.
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Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
Marcel Achard
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