Funny Quotes about Men And Women


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Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?
GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?
 
ritusagoo
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Suggest Revision: Girls work on their looks but not on their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind.
 
ritusagoo
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Suggest Revision: Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. .
 
ritusagoo
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Suggest Revision: A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
 
ritusagoo
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Suggest Revision: Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.
 
NaughtyNishan
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Suggest Revision: Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.
 
nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: There are more men than women in mental hospitals...which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy.
 
Taramuah
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Suggest Revision: Men look at women's behinds and go: what an ass! Women look at men faces and go: what an ass!
 
florya99
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Suggest Revision: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
 
Arashi
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Suggest Revision: A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
 
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Men and women though they are destined to live together are not only different in their physique but radically opposite in characters too. Women are branded as weaker sex but male chauvinism always takes its upper hand. The unique quality of instinct which women possess sometimes saves them from the harsh hands of men. Oscar Wilde once said, “All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his”. From the perspective of women men are like jacks in a pack of cards where it is rare to find a king and from men’s perspective, all women are the same with extremely few exceptions. “A woman may be able to change a world but she will never be able to change man” Said Amy snowmen. The argument goes on and is a never ending one but both men and women cannot change from living together in this world which is destined to be so.
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