Funny Quotes about Monday


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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
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Suggest Revision: Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
 
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Suggest Revision: Monday makes me angrier than Chris Brown is every moment of every day.
 
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Suggest Revision: Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts.
 
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Suggest Revision: The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only thing that could possibly ruin a beautiful Summer day is it also being Monday.
 
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Suggest Revision: My smile on Mondays is as insincere as a Rush Limbaugh apology.
 
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Suggest Revision: It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm excited there's a 1 in 176 million chance I don't have to go to work on Monday.
 
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Suggest Revision: Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.
 
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Monday is the first day of the week. Monday is the first working day of the week and in this regard we also talk of Monday blues. After a relaxing weekend, involving fun and frolic, going back to your normal routine on a Monday morning can be quite an uphill task. But well begun is half done. A great kick start to your week by a super and energetic Monday will lay a great foundation for the rest of the week. Make your Monday more energetic and infuse more live and fun into your Mondays. Keep yourself busy and rejuvenated by following an active routine through the weekdays. Bust stress that piles on during the week on weekends. This will help you to hit Mondays with renewed vigor and energy. A healthy body and a fit mind are always ready to take on new challenges. Make your Mondays merry and happening.
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