Funny Quotes about Monday


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Suggest Revision: Monday makes me angrier than Chris Brown is every moment of every day.
 
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Suggest Revision: Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts.
 
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Suggest Revision: The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only thing that could possibly ruin a beautiful Summer day is it also being Monday.
 
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Suggest Revision: My smile on Mondays is as insincere as a Rush Limbaugh apology.
 
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Suggest Revision: It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm excited there's a 1 in 176 million chance I don't have to go to work on Monday.
 
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Suggest Revision: Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.
 
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Suggest Revision: I wish Monday was as fast as Usain Bolt.
 
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