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Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May will come before June, I heard that July is getting married in August, how about September and her kids? Please send my greeting to October and don't forget to tell November that all our fans reading this will end December in happy mode.

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Let's not spend New Year's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve.

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Let's kiss on New Year's Eve 2013 as if we might have a future together in 2014.

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Let's resolve to repeat last year's mistakes.

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My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.

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Here's to ending the New Year still having a job that you still wish you didn't have.

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This year let's resolve to make better bad decisions.

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My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.

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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.

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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.

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The birth of New Year brings a great sense of joy and happiness of all. It marks the end of bygones, the sad and bad memories and sets the pace for a new and fresh life. New Year resolutions are bountiful and it gives a lot of hope and rejoices to take a New Year resolution and try your best to fulfill it throughout the year. To quote Bill Vaughan “an optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves”. Every year, the New Year gives us another chance to set right our mistakes and resolve ourselves not to commit them again. New Year also marks making new friends and getting into the general stream of the whole new humanity. Though most of the New Year resolutions are not fulfilled, we continue to take a new one every year with the hope that this year would be different. Let this hope survive as hope is the string that binds us all.