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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

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Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.

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In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!

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Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.

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A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.

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A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss!

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No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles...

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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'

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Yes officer, I did see the 'Speed limit' sign...I just didn't see you.

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I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.

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Police have the responsibility of keeping the law and order in good form and it is not surprising that they face a lot of brickbats and bouquets in their profession. “Police officers may drive black and white cars however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray’ said Arik Matson. Police are real life heroes who ought to be saluted for their service. If all of us tend to respect law, abide by traffic rules and be a law abiding citizen, there is no need for police. It is the duty that requires vigil, day and night and places their life at risk. Hence, like other noble professions, police should also be given their due respect. There may be a few black sheep in the herd here and there but the whole herd should not be generalized and punished. Read these quotes on police and give your views on them.