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When I was little, I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed. Now, I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.

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Honestly, Ive never seen anyone fall because of a banana.

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I drink on Sunday to forget that tomorrow is Monday.

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Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.

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Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole.

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Dear MTV, I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV; RTV and play nothing but music videos.

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Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here I come!'

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You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.

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You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.

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Featured Quote: "The Word of God is truthfully faithful, reliable and dependable. It is proven true and worthy in times of desperate need and our darkest hours. You can take them to a bank and cash them. But you must believe."

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Reality is certainty or authenticity which gives a support to our argument on any matter. Reality can also be defined as the one that the majority of the people have agreed upon. But for argument sake, we may also say that facts are different from reality. “Reality is that which when you stop believing in it, does not go away” said Philip K Dick. But it also seems that reality depends upon the perspective with which we view them. What seems to be a reality to some people may be out of this world for others. They may term it as an illusion which is totally rejected. So, reality differs from one person to another. May be Albert Einstein was right when he said, “reality is merely an illusion, although a very persistent one “. These quotes on reality throw a different light on the perspective of reality. Read them and share them with your friends.