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Funny Quotes About Sarcastic

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53 Funny quotes tagged with Sarcastic.

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Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.

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Witty Facebook Status quotes

People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I'm human, I dont date fish.

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Love doesn't pay bills, unless you're a prostitute.

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Prostitution quotes

I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real sh...

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Keeping It Real quotes

My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!

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Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.

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If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2?

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I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.

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Being Single quotes

When I said I'd hit that I meant with my car.

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I'm as bored as a slut on her period.

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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...

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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.

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Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him.The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

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Finding Love quotes

I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.

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I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.

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Another day at work...I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing twister.

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A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.

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They played a Chris Brown marathon on the radio station today. It was hit after hit.

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I hate people who say 'Age is just a number'...Age is clearly a word.

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