Funny Quotes about Sarcastic Christmas


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Suggest Revision: I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
 
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Suggest Revision: When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
 
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Suggest Revision: This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
 
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Suggest Revision: I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
 
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Suggest Revision: I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
 
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Suggest Revision: May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong Il.
 
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Suggest Revision: I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
 
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Suggest Revision: Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
 
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