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1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look.

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Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!

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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices.

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C.L.A.S.S; Come late and start sleeping!

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A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation.

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That awkward moment when you confidently say the wrong answer aloud in class.

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Clapping the longest during the assembly because you're a fearless bastard.

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The best advice I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.

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TEACHER: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?...STUDENT: A Fight.

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School is the place where children get their formal education. School is intended to impart not only education but also discipline and manners to students. The majority of the life of child is sent in school as it helps to share their future in a more disciplined and determined way. But there are exceptions too. Many geniuses have been made outside school education as they have attended more knowledge and wisdom from practical life outside school. William Glasser rightly said, “There are two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done; school and prison “. Practical life outside school teaches us a lot of lessons and this quote by Tom Bodett clearly signify the difference between the two. “In school, you are taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you are given a test that teaches you a lesson”. Read these several quotes on school which educate you more.