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Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!

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Human Brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours for 365 days. It functions right from the time we were born and only stops when we TAKE EXAM.

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Clapping the longest during the assembly because you're a fearless bastard.

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The best advice I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.

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TEACHER: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?...STUDENT: A Fight.

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I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.

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Dear teacher, its not fair to put all the smart kids into one group, sincerely failing and in need of the grade.

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Three things i'v learned in school; 1. Texting without looking 2. Sleeping with my eyes open 3. Teamwork on tests

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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER

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Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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Students are pupils who learn or study any particular course or discipline. A student is a keen and systematic observer. Students are pupils studying in schools, colleges and universities. Lots of students get enrolled every year to take up the study of some or the other course. Students have to face a lot of competition these days. There exists a rat race among the students of today and there is only survival of the fittest. Students should take their studies seriously and make sure that they can excel and have a good academic record. Good students only get hired in top companies and get recruited with top packages. A student must always take studies seriously and give them their due priority. According to Barrack Obama, “We have an obligation and a responsibility to be investing in our students and our schools. We must make sure that people who have the grades, the desire and the will, but not the money, can still get the best education possible.”