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If you're sad about being alone on Valentines Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!

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Nothing Steve Jobs ever created could fully replace you in my life.

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No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.

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February 13 should be international condom day.

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14 days until Valentines Day, aka 14 days until a night at home alone complaining about stupid couples, because I'm forever alone.

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The thirst people have because they want a Valentine.

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Thanksgiving, you get food. Christmas, you get gifts. New Year's, you have drinks. Valentine's, you have sex. Birthday, you can do all of the above.

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I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

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Wednesday, June 19

Valentines Day falls on 14th of February and is the most awaited day by lovers. Valentines Day gives them the opportunity to express their love through many actions by offering bouquet of flowers, enjoying outdoors, partying or simply sharing quotes on Valentines Day. It’s a great feeling to love and be loved. Victor Hugo said, “Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved “. To be loved and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. Through out the world, Valentines Day is celebrated with great love and enthusiasm, since love is devoid of language or boundaries or religion. Celebrating Valentines Day is the ideal way of rekindling the love for elders who have passed their middle age, to discover love for the youth and to celebrate the love for the newly wedded couples. Robert Frost rightly says, “Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired “. Love is in the air on Valentines Day and fan the feeling with these quotes on Valentines Day.