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My paralyzing fear of giving best man speeches prevents me from being anyone's closest friend.

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May your marriage outlast everyone's resentment over the expense of attending your wedding.

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Unlike Prince William, you can be sure no one will marry you for fame, fortune, or royalty.

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I can't wait for your wedding reception to show everyone why I'm divorced.

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I want to build a life and corresponding mountain of debt with you.

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It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women.

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I feel slighted for not being invited to your wedding that I would have totally ruined with drunken antics or not gone to.

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Let's decide who we're inviting to our wedding and who will never speak to us again.

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I'd love to attend your wedding if it wasn't going to put overwhelming pressure on me to have my own.

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Thank you for completely ignoring our wedding registry and instead getting us something you thought we should have but that we'll never use.

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Wedding is the institution of marriage. People celebrate and get together to bless the newly wedded couples who begin a new journey of life together, with each other’s company. Wedding is the time when the families of both the bride and the groom and all their friends and relatives interact and bond with each other. Wedding is solemnized differently according to the different culture that is existing in countries throughout the world. Post a wedding, the couple becomes husband and wife to each other and pledge to standby each other, come what may, in the face of all the adversities. Getting married is a unique experience altogether and wedding is the time which one always treasures and cannot erase from one’s memory. According to Paul Sweeney, “A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.”