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Funny Quotes About Wise
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14 Funny quotes tagged with Wise.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Ritu Ghatourey
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A group of idiots led by a wise man can defeat a group of wise people led by an idiot.
Senora Roy
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A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.
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If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
JP Getty
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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
Steve Wozniak
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I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J D Salinger
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Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure they are not the same eight hours.
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I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.
Oscar Wilde
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My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.
Ashleigh Brilliant
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Unknown
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Unknown
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Unknown
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