Funny Quotes about Witty


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r0yal
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Suggest Revision: When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .
 
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Suggest Revision: The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sarcasm is a bodies natural defense against stupid.
 
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Suggest Revision: All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
 
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Suggest Revision: My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall.
 
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Suggest Revision: Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating sex lives of our friends with children.
 
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Suggest Revision: I love you slightly more than I love dad.
 
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Suggest Revision: You've always been a great mom because of your patience, sense of humor, and fondness for daytime drinking.
 
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Suggest Revision: I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child.
 
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Suggest Revision: Mom, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically.
 
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A witty person is any person who possesses a sharp mind which is quite vigilant and receptive. Witty people can grasp things quickly and have a great intellect or sense of understanding. Witty people can even associate two objects or entities which hardly have any relation and surprise everyone with the kind of association that they establish. According to George Dennison Prentice, “A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty sayings are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.” A witty person is a man of genius who has a great sense of humor and repartee. He often comes with humorous and amusing sayings which sound good to the ear and you tend to appreciate the person for all the wit and intellect that he has to offer. According to Irvin S. Cobb, “A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.”
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