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Woman Law: My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

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Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?	27 up, 14 down

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Girls work on their looks but not on their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind.

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Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. .

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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.

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Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.

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Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.

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All women crave attention, but Twitter and Facebook exposes all the women that can't function without it.

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Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.

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When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.

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Featured Quote: "Its funny how sometimes the people you'd take a bullet for, are the ones behind the trigger."

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Tuesday, June 18

Women, is the plural form of the term woman, which in essence means that women are a group of the female species of human in their adulthood. Women are different from their counterpart of Men in the human species in many different ways. Not only are women the only gender in the human race that are able to deliver children, women are different anatomically compared to their male counterparts. In many cultures women play different roles than Men because of their gender, and even though in many cultures the education gap between Men and Women is significant, in many cultures it is not, and women are treated as equals as they should be. Women have not been treated as equals in most of history, but as society is changing women are receiving the equal treatment in which they deserve. As Pauline Reage stated “Woman ... is the divine object, violated, endlessly sacrificed yet always reborn, whose only joy, achieved through a subtle interplay of images, lies in contemplation of herself.”

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