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Women don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama.

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I got expelled from the public library for putting all the 'Women's Rights' books in the fiction section.

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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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The difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist is that you can negotiate with a terrorist.	352 up, 162 down

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Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you.

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First rule of cleavage: it's not how low you go, but where and when you show.

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Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men

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Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.	329 up, 39 down

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Women are deep beautiful blue oceans and once a month its Shark week!

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Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.	98 up, 16 down

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Women, is the plural form of the term woman, which in essence means that women are a group of the female species of human in their adulthood. Women are different from their counterpart of Men in the human species in many different ways. Not only are women the only gender in the human race that are able to deliver children, women are different anatomically compared to their male counterparts. In many cultures women play different roles than Men because of their gender, and even though in many cultures the education gap between Men and Women is significant, in many cultures it is not, and women are treated as equals as they should be. Women have not been treated as equals in most of history, but as society is changing women are receiving the equal treatment in which they deserve. As Pauline Reage stated “Woman ... is the divine object, violated, endlessly sacrificed yet always reborn, whose only joy, achieved through a subtle interplay of images, lies in contemplation of herself.”