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A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

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There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them...

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I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.

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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

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I don't get nervous if I'm surrounded by beautiful women. I know they're all too busy hating each other to notice me.	640 up, 147 down

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A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" The husband replies, "I don't care. Just get out!"	1645 up, 605 down

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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."	1387 up, 513 down

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My fiance and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer.

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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.	256 up, 78 down

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Women, is the plural form of the term woman, which in essence means that women are a group of the female species of human in their adulthood. Women are different from their counterpart of Men in the human species in many different ways. Not only are women the only gender in the human race that are able to deliver children, women are different anatomically compared to their male counterparts. In many cultures women play different roles than Men because of their gender, and even though in many cultures the education gap between Men and Women is significant, in many cultures it is not, and women are treated as equals as they should be. Women have not been treated as equals in most of history, but as society is changing women are receiving the equal treatment in which they deserve. As Pauline Reage stated “Woman ... is the divine object, violated, endlessly sacrificed yet always reborn, whose only joy, achieved through a subtle interplay of images, lies in contemplation of herself.”