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Funny Quotes About Work
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101 Funny quotes tagged with Work.
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Give a man a job and you have an employee. Teach a man how to shift blame and you have a manager.
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I don't think most of my coworkers would be that much different if they became actual zombies.
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I'm glad the slower summer pace at work gives us more time to complain about work
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Let's discuss the company's health benefits during our smoke break.
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Best of luck on your internship here and on getting me a coffee right now.
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I send pointless emails late at night to impress coworkers.
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I love pretending I have the courage to quit my job.
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My condolences on all the small talk you must endure because of your desk's proximity to the elevator.
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Please let me know if that work I spent sleepless nights on was good enough for you to take credit for.
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I'm sorry my recent absence from work caused you to have to do your own work.
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It annoys me when my coworkers are running around and avoiding work while I'm avoiding work at my desk
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Sometimes I like to treat myself at work and just do one thing at a time.
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My resume is basically a list of things I hate to do.
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I'd have better people skills if I worked with better people.
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I wish you were as productive as your rectum is.
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Thanks for putting in extra hours to make a bullsh.. deadline that does not matter.
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Sometimes it takes me more than eight hours to get nothing done.
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I should really start going to bed earlier so I have more time in the morning to be late for work.
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I can't wait for my boss to leave for the day so I can stop pretending to work.
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Thanks for coming in early and staying late because I have kids and you don't.
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