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Funny Quotes About Books
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15 Funny quotes tagged with Books.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
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When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading, I don't answer. I just raise book up, so they can see the cover.
Unknown
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Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Bring your own book...I haven't written one yet.
Daniel Tosh
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Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel: Joey, wanna put the book in the freezer?
Friends
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There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.
Charles Dickens
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A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
GKChesterton
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Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again.
Mark Twain
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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Mark Twain
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Ernest Hemingway
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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Jerry Seinfield
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I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.
Jim Loy
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I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.
Nancy Mitford
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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
Steven Wright
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I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
Ronnie Shakes
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When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
Oscar Levant
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