Funny Quotes about Kids


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Suggest Revision: I just want to put a banana on the floor run through the house and step on it just to see if ill fall like they do in cartoons.
 
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Suggest Revision: My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall.
 
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Suggest Revision: I love you slightly more than I love dad.
 
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Suggest Revision: I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child.
 
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Suggest Revision: If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was handsome I would have exactly one dollar...Thanks mom!!!!
 
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Suggest Revision: You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find Something? MOM!
 
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Suggest Revision: Whenever I get sad I just imagine a T-Rex trying to put a hat on.
 
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Suggest Revision: Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas...WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!
 
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Suggest Revision: I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough, Parents complain. I m always in my room, Parents complain. I go out too much, Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN!
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
 
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Kids are younger persons or children. Kids are really innocent beings who have little knowledge about the technicalities or the in and out of something. Kids are capricious and whimsical. All of us are extremely cute and adorable as kids. Kids love to play and be merry all the time. They love toys, ice-creams and chocolates. All these things are a kid’s favourite. Michael Jackson, the pop star of the millennium loved kids like anything. He had once remarked, “Everything that I love is behind those gates. We have elephants, and giraffes, and crocodiles, and every kind of tigers and lions. And - and we have bus loads of kids, who don't get to see those things. They come up sick children, and enjoy it.” Kids need to be taken care of by adults in their vicinity. Especially, when kids turn into teenagers, they must be taken proper care of. In the words of Bill Cosby, “Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.”
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