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There is no one else I would rather have a pregnancy scare with.

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I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my recent weight gain.

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Sorry your freshman 15 turned out to be an unwanted pregnancy.

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I'm saving all of your Facebook pregnancy updates to one day give to your child to one day give to a psychologist.

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I'll bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.

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I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare.

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Glad to hear your weight gain was due to pregnancy and not depression.

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Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.

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Sorry in advance for my multitude of verbal gaffes about your pregnancy weight gain.

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Teen pregnancy will be at a all time low due to the releasing of Black Ops 2 & Halo 4.

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Pregnancy is a great feeling and it is a pity that only women and not men can undergo this feeling. It is the gift of god to have the capacity to produce another life from within and there is no parallel to the amount of love and affection a mother showers on the child. She gets physically and mentally prepared to show her affection even before she can see the child. “Before you were born, I carried you under my heart .From the moment you arrived in this world until the moment I leave it, and I will always carry you in my heart” said Mandy Harrison. But once a woman gets into the stage of pregnancy, her life takes a completely new role which is irreversible. Catherine Jones rightly said, “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed or happened by surprise, one thing is certain-your life will never be the same again”. This is a universal feeling with no exception. The trauma of physical and mental changes is so high that it needs a lot of maturity to tackle this. Let us learn to respect pregnancy and cherish its value. Read these quotes on pregnancy which are pregnant with meaning.