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I am still waiting for the day I'll use MATHEMATICS integration in real Life.

Derrick Obedgiu

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Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam?

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I'm not a bad student, my study breaks are just longer than my study time!

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School uses a lot of paper, paper comes from trees, trees give us oxygen, we need oxygen to live. Oh, cool. Teachers want to kill me.

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1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look.

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Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!

Azgraybebly Josland

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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Azgraybebly Josland

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That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices.

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C.L.A.S.S; Come late and start sleeping!

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A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation.

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That awkward moment when you confidently say the wrong answer aloud in class.

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Clapping the longest during the assembly because you're a fearless bastard.

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The best advice I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.

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TEACHER: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?...STUDENT: A Fight.

Olubayo Adebiyi

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I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.

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Dear teacher, its not fair to put all the smart kids into one group, sincerely failing and in need of the grade.

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That awkward moment when the teacher says slaves....and everyone looks at that one black kid in the class.

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If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me.

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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: I'm GETTING PAPER

Armin Ferizovic

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Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23, what does he have now? Diabetes maybe??

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