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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.

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Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.

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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.

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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.

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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.

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I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room...

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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'

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Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans...

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Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'

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Face book is a killer application these days and is becoming popular day by day. Almost every person has an account of face book these days. Every user’s face book account has a wall where he can share what’s on his mind and any of his thoughts and ideas. When it comes to a face book status, you can simply come up with anything entirely. It is your space and you can use it to full liberty. When it comes to a face book status, people always try to come up with some intelligent punches and thoughts which directly hit the nail on the head and arouse interest in the minds of others who come across it. A clever face book status is witty and accurate and awakens interest in the minds of those who read it. The end goal of every person is to win maximum “likes” or acclamations for the status. According to Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.”