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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fucking expensive.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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Face your problems don't Facebook your problems.
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...
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Face book is a killer application these days and is becoming popular day by day. Almost every person has an account of face book these days. Every user’s face book account has a wall where he can share what’s on his mind and any of his thoughts and ideas. When it comes to a face book status, you can simply come up with anything entirely. It is your space and you can use it to full liberty. When it comes to a face book status, people always try to come up with some intelligent punches and thoughts which directly hit the nail on the head and arouse interest in the minds of others who come across it. A clever face book status is witty and accurate and awakens interest in the minds of those who read it. The end goal of every person is to win maximum “likes” or acclamations for the status. According to Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.”
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