Funny Facebook Status Quotes about Clever Facebook Status


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GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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Suggest Revision: Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.
 
brown_ambri
 Ambri Bright quotes  | added by: brown_ambri
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Suggest Revision: Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
 
nishah1917
 Hussein Nishah quotes  | added by: nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
 
meko2301
 Unknown quotes  | added by: meko2301
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Suggest Revision: Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
 
alexjones2
 Unknown quotes  | added by: alexjones2
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Suggest Revision: One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
 
Rico
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Suggest Revision: I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room...
 
dannyx
 Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx
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Suggest Revision: If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
 
ted
 Unknown quotes  | added by: ted
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Suggest Revision: Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans...
 
ted
 Unknown quotes  | added by: ted
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Suggest Revision: Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'
 
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