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Suggest Revision: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
 
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Suggest Revision: OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
 
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Suggest Revision: Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
 
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Suggest Revision: My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
 
I forgot Rihanna's ex-boyfriend's name...Then it hit me...
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Suggest Revision: I forgot Rihanna's ex-boyfriend's name...Then it hit me...
 
I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names...
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Suggest Revision: I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names...
 
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Suggest Revision: Rubix cubes are EASY....when you're color blind.
 
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Suggest Revision: I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
 
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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Suggest Revision: When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
 
The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Suggest Revision: The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
 
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