Funny Facebook Status Quotes about Driving


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Swaggy
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Suggest Revision: My stupid GPS can't find Rack City. Bitch.
 
valdovinos1015
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Suggest Revision: Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
 
claudiaowens
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Suggest Revision: I wish Google maps had an, 'Avoid The Ghetto Route' option.
 
Rico
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Suggest Revision: As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
 
Rico
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Suggest Revision: If Big Sean's voice was Siri's Voice on the iPhone 5...'Turn left boiiii...Wait, HOLD UP! Whoa Dereee! Wrong way! Swerveeeee.'
 
Rico
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Suggest Revision: Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
 
Rico
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Suggest Revision: No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles...
 
Rico
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Suggest Revision: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
 
I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
Rico
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Suggest Revision: I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
 
Rico
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Suggest Revision: Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
 
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Driving is basically a journey in a car. Driving someone can also mean boosting someone’s morale and providing him courage or determination. A term known as “driving force” is also used. It refers to the natural urge inside that pushes you forward in order to achieve something or realise any goal. In the words of Robert Nelson, “American is making coffee a bigger part of their lives, expanding attitudes and behaviours that are driving new levels of consumption.” Driving safely in a car is always advisable. You are advised to put on your seat belts, drive below the speed limit, obey traffic rules and so on and so forth. All these are measures for your own safety, which completely lies in your hand. In the words of Tommy Lasorda, “Baseball is like driving. It is one who gets home safely that counts.” Driving can have several interpretations, as such.
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