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Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room.

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My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, food.

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'Lehme gedda uh' = I would like to order something from your fine establishment, but I have to make up my mind first.

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Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food.

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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

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So I got gas yesterday for $1.39! Too bad it was only from Taco Bell.

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I want the type of relationship that Rick Ross has with his refrigerator.

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I need breakfast! If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me.

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When I'm depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake!

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Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.

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Food is any substance that all animals and human beings consume in order to sustain life. Food is one of the basic necessities of life, along with water and shelter. Food contains various nutrients, minerals and roughage, each of which is required by our body. Eating a balanced diet is very important to sustain good health. If you consume little food or food that lacks essential nutrients, you will suffer from malnutrition. Food should be consumed in proper proportions. Over-eating is never considered good for your health. People who consume excess of fatty foods turn obese. Vegetarians consume simple food, no meat, mutton or chicken. On the other hand, non-vegetarians consume meat, fish, chicken etc. In the words of Leo Tolstoy, “A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite.”