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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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Suggest Revision: Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
  
Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic.
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Suggest Revision: Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic.
  
This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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Suggest Revision: This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
  
Dear McDonalds cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, Don't forget the toy.
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Suggest Revision: Dear McDonalds cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, Don't forget the toy.
  
I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.
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Suggest Revision: I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.
  
Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
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Suggest Revision: Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
  
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
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Suggest Revision: I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
  
These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
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Suggest Revision: These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
  
I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings and so on, so on, you get it.
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Suggest Revision: I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings and so on, so on, you get it.
  

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Food is any substance that all animals and human beings consume in order to sustain life. Food is one of the basic necessities of life, along with water and shelter. Food contains various nutrients, minerals and roughage, each of which is required by our body. Eating a balanced diet is very important to sustain good health. If you consume little food or food that lacks essential nutrients, you will suffer from malnutrition. Food should be consumed in proper proportions. Over-eating is never considered good for your health. People who consume excess of fatty foods turn obese. Vegetarians consume simple food, no meat, mutton or chicken. On the other hand, non-vegetarians consume meat, fish, chicken etc. In the words of Leo Tolstoy, “A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite.”
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