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When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.

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I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.

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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.

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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!

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Be careful who you tell a secret, some peoples' way of keeping secrets is posting them on Facebook.

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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!

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You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find Something? MOM!

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Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

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Today's forecast; severe attitude warnings possible throughout the day, scattered sarcasm showers, and a strong chance of annoyance later in the day...

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Featured Quote: "Dont mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke."

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Humor is the sense of wit or comedy and is a boon only to humans. Man is the only animal that knows to laugh. If we face the challenges in life with a light sense of humor, it is not impossible to scale new heights of success. “A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road ‘said HW Beeker. To put it in a lighter vein “comedy is simply a funny way of being serious”. The irony is that humor is every where and we only have to identify it at the right time. But we take great pains to search for humor and practice it. Studies show that laughter is the best medicine and a sense of humor has the capability of curing dreaded diseases. Charlie Chaplin who was the king of humor had a very sad personal life but he was successful in bringing out the humor in him very successfully. To sum up, the world is tragedy to those who feel but a comedy to those who think.