Funny Facebook Status Quotes about Jokes


Total: 13 Quotes
raquel_cates
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Swag quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
 
mut817
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Twitter quotes   Valentines Day quotes   Silly quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
 
valdovinos1015
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Being Fat quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
 
ted
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
 
state-of-mind27
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony.....the rattle snake died.
 
ted
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Sleep quotes   Dreams quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.'
 
ted
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Hoes quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Slut jokes are just whoreable.
 
seandixon
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Mom quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
 
ckcharlie56
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
 
ckcharlie56
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Short quotes   Funny quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
 
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Jokes refer to funny or amusing narrations, conversations or statements which are cracked for the sole purpose of igniting laughter and to lighten a tense atmosphere. Jokes are meant for the sake of amusement and can be even witty at times. To crack a joke properly is not everybody’s cup of tea. Comedy and laughter are the sole purpose behind cracking a joke and people good at comedy can crack hilarious jokes which evoke a lot of laughter. In the words of Washington Irving, “Honest good humour is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.” Jokes should not be used for slandering others or for jeopardising the safety and integrity of the state.
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