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Funny Facebook Status Quotes About Jokes
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15 Funny Facebook Status quotes tagged with Jokes.
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Hussein Nishah
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Hussein Nishah
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.
Hussein Nishah
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Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
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Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
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Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony.....the rattle snake died.
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My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.'
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Slut jokes are just whoreable.
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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