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Funny Facebook Status Quotes About Life
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In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!
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Whenever you're feeling down, remember; you're the sperm that won.
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Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to show the birds what I'm capable of.
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I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
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